She doesn't need money
She doesn't need diamonds
She's lookin' for pretty things
She doesn't want romance
She doesn't need finance
She's looking for rendezvous
But every time she's going down
She never looks around
I'll wait and watch her with my
lens until she brings the curtain down
'There behind the keyhole'
with my fisheye
I'm back in the darkroom
I'm covered in fixer
I'm making a photograph
I'll send her some postcards
In glorious colour
I'm keeping the negatives
I'll form a letter from the news
With different type from different lines
I'll tell the world about her
I'll mail the People and the Times
'Oo it'll be so scandalous
For the both of them
But mainly her'
She showed them her husband
He ordered a dozen
He thought they were fabulous
The one with the --------------
The two of the ----------------
And three of the --------------

He sold her to Hefner
Who put her in Playboy
He gave her a centre-fold
I made a real blunder
She made it in movies
I made her a superstar

Johnny Too Bad Butterfly Mornings She Was Bluer Than Blue You Stay With Me Velvet Green Funktion That's What I Like About You Vigil What I Need These Days I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry DEPENDING ON YOU Roll with the Punches I Wonder If I Take You Home Hold On Tight Close Fall On Me My Friends Suck Pastime Paradise Popcorn Love Grenade Jumper Leave it open Bell'Star

White Trash Timebomb Under ice Spanish Eyes Weinst Du? Lophophora Knee deepen Just Out Of Reach Kepper Of The Stars Blinded by Love Pick Up The Phone That Christmas Feelin' (1946 Version) Here We Kum My Dream And I An Affair To Remember (Our Love Affair) One Shot Maryland I Dreamed You BóNus Track Will You Be My Friend? Even Now Turn Back the Pages Naturally September When It Comes (featuring Johnny Cash)